Here's the joke Chloe shared with me the other day:
Chloe: Why did the hippopotamus slide down the slide?
Me: I don't know. Why?
Chloe: To crush the bird. (pause) Because, you see . . .
(And she proceeded to explain what the mass and velocity of a hippo going down a slide would do to a bird perched at the bottom. Such a tender-hearted girl.)
Friday, May 1, 2009
Playground Humor
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Smart girl. The velocity and mass of a sliding hippo really could do some damage to an unfortunate bird.
That was so funny and I loved Ellie's honest answer. So funny!
Preschooler jokes crack me up. They just haven't gotten the joke part yet, though they try. My favorite this week: "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Chicken." Chicken who? "Chicken crossed the road."
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